From’s Hell

By Roni Brunn | December 9, 2009 | From, News

That’s a preview to a movie is called The Band From Hell, and it depicts a band that will reportedly seduce you and rock your world and then eat your flesh (a process that would kill you).  A key fact about this band is that its lineup is all werewolves.

I find this film disturbing.  It’s like someone tried to depict The Band From’s hell and burned it onto a DVD.  I don’t want From to join concepts like marriage hell, bankruptcy hell, and DMV hell.  Look, I’m not being difficult here.  I’m pro abstract concepts and sometimes even think about them.  But obvs hell is a special case, and there’s lots more my band needs to accomplish before sorting out what From hell might be like.

We played our first show last week.  Give us a chance to make our mark before proceeding with a co-brand.  This movie isn’t the best fit for From.  Our music is predominantly upbeat catchy songs under 3 minutes.  There’s no hell on Maple Drive.  Fair Isle isn’t up in flames.  I guess quick pop songs would be torture for someone who hates to be happy, but that’s not really the target demographic.  I should add that we don’t eat people.

Can’t even watch this thing more than five times.

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