Ferrari Barbie: Gotta teach kids early about luxury automobiles.

Funtime: Flava Flav Barbie

Magic Moves Barbie: she kinda poses like Beyonce.

Super Hair Barbie: that’s not really a song. This commercial makes the case for licensing good music for commercials. Don’t want to get listeners used to crap music if eventually we’d like an audience for decent bands.

Great Shape Barbie: styled like American Apparel ads.

60s Barbie commercial: reinforces the fact that I know nothing about hip hop

Hawaiian Ice Party: what’s so funny about coconut shaped ice crushers?

Ultra Hair Barbie: much of what we think of as 80s actually happened in 1992, like this commercial.

Dream Glow Barbie: I want a gown with glow in the dark stars! Which means I better end this post.